This isn’t your everyday first post, this is advanced first post

All right people, I’m here. No need to worry.

First of all, I’m not gonna post any shit like, ‘Omg! This is my first post’, or, ‘Please read my blog’, etc.

I have some very clear goals that I intend to achieve through this blog:

1. Complete world dominance
2. Hottest girlfriend
3. Unlimited money

And also, I’m mostly a shut in, so don’t judge. I hate being judged.

And since this is an advanced first post, it should end like one. So here it is:

I’m still a virgin. Kaboom!

-DK

Author: Dean Knox

I'm a blogger. I was born in 1998. You can calculate my age if you feel like. I'm a boy if the name didn't give you a hint. So yeah, that's it. Bye.

10 thoughts on “This isn’t your everyday first post, this is advanced first post”

      1. Haha, actually – I’ve tried following you but I have no idea how *Awkard*

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  4. Best ending to a post. Ever. Best FIRST POST (advanced first post) ever. It’s awesome that you KNOW what you want and you aren’t flailing around screaming like I did when I started a blog. GO FOR IT

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