All right people, I’m here. No need to worry.
First of all, I’m not gonna post any shit like, ‘Omg! This is my first post’, or, ‘Please read my blog’, etc.
I have some very clear goals that I intend to achieve through this blog:
1. Complete world dominance
2. Hottest girlfriend
3. Unlimited money
And also, I’m mostly a shut in, so don’t judge. I hate being judged.
And since this is an advanced first post, it should end like one. So here it is:
I’m still a virgin. Kaboom!